Only in the United States can a fundamentally boring man find himself drawn and quartered in the square of public opinion.
In Canada, we simply elect our dullards. It’s only later we discover that there’s more than we imagined lurking beneath the sweater vests and helmut hairdos.
Then again, Mitt Romney is not Stephen Harper. In fact, despite their titularly identical conservative pedigrees, pasty complexions, awkward social graces and waspish predilections, I’m reasonably sure the latter would find the former excruciatingly banal – just as most of America does.
Certainly, the political pundits, south of the border, have not been kind to the GOP hopeful for President.
“If Romney were more adept and philosophically grounded, he could make the case that he’s the guy to turn around government,” writes conservative commentator Jonah Goldberg in a recent New York Post article. “You can hear him trying, but he’s not there yet.”
Indeed, reflecting on the candidate’s recent New Hampshire win, Patrick Murray of newjerseynewsroom.com observes “6-in-10 Republican primary participants voted for someone other than Romney. And as reported on MSNBC, 55 percent of those voters said they would be dissatisfied if Romney ended up the nominee.”
And here thunders liberal firebrand Michael Kinsley in the Los Angeles Times:
“It’s obvious that Romney is just blowing smoke. The real story is clear: He wanted to achieve something important and good for the people of his state, namely universal healthcare. But now that Obamacare has become ‘liberal’ anathema in the Republican primaries – reviled even by the Heritage Foundation from whence it came – he wants to distance himself from the whole idea.”
Boring and disingenuous: Now, that’s a boxed set.
Still, what Romney lacks in personality, other Republican contenders more than compensate.
There’s serial-husband-cum-open-marriage-advocate Newt Gingrich, who trounced his rivals in last week’s South Carolina primary. He told Fox News the other day: “We’re going to serve notice on future debates that. . .the media doesn’t control free speech. The media is terrified that the audience is going to side with the candidates against the media, which is what they’ve done in every debate.”
And there’s libertarian-leaning Ron Paul who will, if elected President, veto any unbalanced budget that crosses the oval office and still manage to eliminate
income, capital gains, and death taxes.
Both men have cleaved off various wings of support in the GOP. Yet, like Romney, neither commands a plurality of opinion on their suitability for the highest office in the land. And why would they?
Candidates merely hold up a mirror to the party they woo. And this time around, this bunch reflects the ideological multiple-personality disorder that has sundered the GOP since so-called progressives surfed into the White House nearly four years ago (which is another way of saying it is the weakest, least rounded, most mistrusted crop of Republican challengers, among conservative voters, in more than a generation).
Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, the Tea Party, climate change deniers, birthers, and other colourful, entertaining figures and movements have worked their peculiar magic on the coherence and integrity of a party that once offered a credible alternative to left-wing lunacy and mainstream Democratic pork-barreling.
Of course, what galvanizes a constituency in any election, despite the paucity of political talent on hand, is a cogent, urgent message about the economy. But the Republicans are denied even this, as more than half of American adults firmly believe that the eight-year-long administration of George W. Bush played a leading role in the financial meltdown, and subsequent recession, that continues to smart in the heartland.
Worse, indeed, for the GOP are signs that conditions are beginning to improve. The U.S. actually added 200,000 jobs in December, tweaking the unemployment rate down to 8.5 per cent – the lowest level in three years.
Still, not everyone in America is dissatisfied with Romney and the boys. At least one man quite likes their company. His name is Barack Obama.
Alec Bruce is a Moncton-based writer on politics, economics and current affairs. Check out his other blog here at Atlantic Business Magazine (ABMOnline): The Uneasy Chair.